fuck that golf wang




who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via attackontarantino)

— 25 minutes ago with 321154 notes


if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it

(via attackontarantino)

— 26 minutes ago with 26151 notes




when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it


You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via eric-ocean)

— 4 hours ago with 498345 notes


things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco, via eric-ocean)

— 4 hours ago with 710788 notes


on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: baesitter, via ruinedchildhood)

— 4 hours ago with 354733 notes

"show me, show me, show me how you do that trick,
the one that makes me scream,” she said
"the one that makes me laugh," she said
threw her arms around my neck
show me how you do it
and i promise you, i promise that
i’ll run away with you
i’ll run away with you

(Source: , via joshtheburnout)

— 7 hours ago with 11991 notes

in which patrick vaughn stump is a flawless human being

(Source: marylou-moriarty, via ignorance-is-our-new-bestfriend)

— 17 hours ago with 106934 notes