fuck that golf wang

ask  

The city looks so peaceful from up here.
Anything is peaceful from one thousand three hundred and fifty three feet.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

(Source: sollochs, via ruinedchildhood)

— 7 hours ago with 111070 notes
mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics


The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

(Source: itskylestyle, via punkghost)

— 8 hours ago with 582242 notes
hellascience:

The most accurate description of parents on the internet

hellascience:

The most accurate description of parents on the internet

— 8 hours ago with 12 notes

amour-pour-la-musique:

Waka Flocka Flame - No Hands (feat. Roscoe Dash & Wale)

— 1 day ago with 5642 notes

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via spiritmolecule)

— 1 day ago with 410526 notes

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via spiritmolecule)

— 1 day ago with 449079 notes

mirror:

thoreauurlifeaway:

mirror:

Show this gifset to anyone who asks you wtf “Tumblr” even is.

this episode though

Well I do declare…

(via onlylolgifs)

— 1 day ago with 56594 notes